Wednesday 25 September 2013

Miley Cyrus Talks Breaking Bad. Seriously.


Singing Disney munchkin-turned-slut explosion Miley Cyrus has been talking to Rolling Stone about Breaking Bad.

Oh...Oh God...

Firmly cementing her VMA-spearheaded position as America's moral compass, the singer has said of the show:

"America is just so weird in what they think is right and wrong. Like, I was watching Breaking Bad the other day, and they were cooking meth.

"I could literally cook meth because of that show. It's a how-to. And then they bleeped out the word 'fuck'.

"And I'm like, really? They killed a guy, and disintegrated his body in acid, but you're not allowed to say 'fuck'?
This is the girl your mother warned you about. Except you couldn't hear the warning over the sound of your own terror-screams

The horrifying strumpet went on to compare the show to her own dignified and classy performances [. . .], saying:  "It's like when they bleeped 'molly' [from 'We Can't Stop'] at the VMAs. Look what I'm doing up here right now, and you're going to bleep out 'molly'? Whatever."

Billy Ray, control your daughter...

Putting aside the clearly batshit notion that Breaking Bad could teach you how to meth (and the even more clearly batshit source), there's actually kinda a point there. It's a bit silly that, if anything, it's the swearing that upsets the American censors.

And when Miley Cyrus is telling you that the system is weird, you know you've gone astray somewhere...

Truly, this is the face of cultural insight and social commentary

Breaking Bad's final episode airs this Sunday on AMC in the US, and is available on Netflix in the UK from Monday.

You can see Miley Cyrus' latest video, Wrecking Ball, below. But I really wouldn't...


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